How to make a bed or not

How to make a bed or Not

Get out of the bed
Remove all other persons from the bed (leaving them on the floor is fine. People don't count as litter).
Run to the kitchen for a cup of your favorite hot beverage.
Check your phone for missed calls
Check your calendar
Check your hi5, linkedin, facebook, twitter and myspace accounts.
Make a note of what you'll be picking up for dinner
Turn on the morning news and listen for the traffic report
Let the dog out
Let the cat in
Remove the pillows from the bed
Remove all but the fitted sheet from the bed
Smoothe the fitted sheet and tuck under all four corners
Lay the flat sheet over the bed, flat and smooth. Check that the distance from floor to sheet is the same on both sides.
It's OK to have the sheet be right up to the head of the bed or anything up to a couple inches less than the width of the pillows.
Fluff and straighten the pillows. Adjust the pillows so they fully fit into the pillow cases
Place the pillows at the head of the bed.
Avoid the bed until bedtime